This user is a true Wikipedian and allows everyone in the universe to completely rewrite every edit he has written on Wikipedia. Likewise, this user reserves the right to completely rewrite edits by every user on Wikipedia.
This user finds Wikipedia's policy of putting the first word in the article title as uppercase and the subsequent words as lowercase kind of funny... Hee hee hee hee...
This user's anxiety level is at 100% because their psychiatrist told them that they have every psychological disorder in all the DSMs combined. Excuse them while they kiss the toilet.
Please stop giving your biased editorialization or the external non-primary source opinions that directly contradicts Einstein's Christian views that agree with Spinoza that Jesus was the same God who spoke to Moses as proven in the above primary source you are ignoring for obvious nefarious purposes.[1]
i'm a bird who's also a wikipedia editor, though most of the time i just end up reading the meta on wikipedia and wikipedia culture more generally rather than actually making edits. i mostly just do random copyedits right now; this page is kinda my guinea pig for working with the editor and getting familiar with wikimarkup so i don't. break anything important. feel free to edit/revert me whenever, i don't care.
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