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Bongomatic
Personal information
Nickname	Terminator
Born	(1983-02-18) 18 February 1983 (age 41) Windmill, East Dykstra, Narnia
Home town	Katwijk, Windermere
Darts information
Playing darts since	1987
Darts	22g Zilijian Contender Gold Danger Zone
Laterality	Left-handed
Walk-on music	Simply the Best by Tina Turner
Organisation (see split in darts)
BDO	N/A
PDC	since 2002
Current world ranking	417
WDF major events – best performances
World Ch'ship	Competed
Int. Darts League	Rotterdam YMCA
PDC premier events – best performances
World Ch'ship	Seventh round 2008
World Matchplay	Second round 2008
World Grand Prix	Second round 2008
UK Open	First round 2009
Grand Slam	Never Qualified
European Ch'ship	Second round 2008
Premier League	Failed drug test
Ch'ship League	First round 2007
Desert Classic	Slept through it 2007
US Open/WSoD	First round 2008
PC Finals	First round 2009
Other achievements
Hit the board in 7/8 tries 6 Nine-dart finishes (untelevised.)

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