How do I make a good userpage?

So, anyways, my name is Ethan Quach, and I'm old. ...yeah...

At any rate, I don't log into Wikipedia often, so if you send me something, don't expect a reply in a timely manner. (No offense.)

This user's... linguistic status. en-us-ca Dude, this person is totally a California English speaker. vi-1 Thành viên này sử dụng tiếng Việt với trình độ cơ bản. pig-1 Isthay userway isway ableway otay ontributecay ithway away asicbay evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay. BS-6 This user is able to contribute with a professorial level of Bullshit. LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation. gb-n Dsh uuzzr ízzzá nããããæætívvv speekrrróv Gbrsh. ... This user would like to be able to speak some more languages. English preferences. "…" This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones. 1337-0 This user has no idea what 1337 is or prefers to contribute using proper words. its & it's This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you. to/too/ two Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two. they he or she This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. ’s Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe. their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! your you're This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. . The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. This user sometimes or always feels useless on wikipedia. This user values the quality of Wikipedia articles over the quantity and thus supports the merging of related content and deletion of articles that violate policies and guidelines. strong support/ oppose This user thinks that strength comes from one's argument. Adding Strong to Support/Oppose doesn't give it any more weight. This user is easily distracted. huh ? This user doesn't know what the hell he is doing. Burrito ergo sum I fart, therefore I am. RD Non cogito ergo usorarcam sum. ._. This user sometimes watches anime. -_-¿ This user wishes that dubbed anime could have better actors. ._. This user sometimes reads manga. アニメ sub This user prefers to watch his anime subbed. 4KIDS This user knows that if anyone dies, 4kids censors it. (•_*) This user does not BELIEVE IT!!! at all, and never will! This user knows that PKMN does not mean Pikmin, Pink Monkey, or any other silly, worthless thing that you can think of. It only has one true meaning. Porygon This user is glad they weren't in Japan during the terrible Pokemon Shock. PINGAS!!! snooPINGAS usual I see! ( Brackets make (this user) feel safe. ) This user has created a global account. This user supports renewable energy. 2+2 = 96/24 This user thinks really strangely in math. This user likes all of the colors. truth This user knows that shiny is a color. ${\displaystyle {\frac {?}{0}}}$ This user can divide by zero. SI ? This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the U.S., cannot relate to them. 1112 This user knows that eleventy-twelve is a real number. 10 This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not. This user knows 28 digits of pi. ${\displaystyle 0.{\bar {9}}}$=1 This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it. Either this user isn't a logician or this sentence is false. This joke intentionally left blank So this user herd u liek mudkipz? Actually, the Internet is serious business. lol wut Obvious statement is obvious. This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time. In Memoriam: 9/11 Lest we forget… cvg-3 This user is an advanced gamer. This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which he'd be as blind as a bat! This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages, and is against any kind of gender restrictions. This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time. It is approximately 9:32 PM where this user lives (California). [refresh] sis This user has a little sister ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes. This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console. This user LOVES to prank people. This user also wishes that prank were FA-class. =) Calvin This user enjoys sports where the rules are always changing. This user likes waffles. This user eats cheese. This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham. This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry. This user is a cereal killer. a²+b²=c² This user is an intermediate mathematician. This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where he started. This user is highly... um... What's that word again? This user is a Lego enthusiast This user is near sighted. voc-2 This user is an intermediate vocalist. 鼠 This user was born in the year of the Rat. This user is a Gemini. This user contributes using Firefox. 2=1 This user knows that 2=1. This user prefers warm weather. This user loves userboxes. Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible. ! This user is a userbox kleptomaniac. ’M Wild MissingNo. appeared! _ This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks. — This space is for rent. Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09... oops This user frite quequently uses spoonerisms. This user loves userboxes. o.O This user is only moderately psychotic. This user fears the clowns. If you can read this, you have really good vision. This user scored 204459 on the Wikipediholic test. This user lives in or hails from the U.S. State of California. This user is a male. This user does not smoke. 25+ This user has made more than 25 contributions to Wikipedia. vn-0 This user page has been vandalized 0 times. This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry. AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever. This user has been approved by Mr Ducky. Have you? This user is disgusted by the overblown media coverage of celebrities. ..... This user is a professional procrastinator. non This user is full of non sequiturs. Fix my saxophone! .sdrawkcab si resu sihT ← ... As a user, some translators, Google, and believe that he has lost the value of translation, especially translation. BLEND This user knows it will blend. This user would like a search engine for Wikipedia userboxes. G This user's Wikistress level is GUARDED. Recent events on Wikipedia have startled this user. END This user has no more userboxes.