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This user is ashamed to be a Wikipedian, and hopes to change through Prayer and Conversion therapy.	This user hopes this administrator-like template will scare you into not reverting his edits. (verify)	This user thinks the United Nations logo looks nice.
This user understands the science behind climate change, but uses it to muddy the waters.	This user prefers Conservapedia, but was banned for repeated policy violations	W This user prefers to make counterproductive edits to Wikipedia. id2
This user is scared because a black user is following him, but does not want to appear racist.	This User believes if a nation is stateless, that's probably because it's addicted to drugs or just plain lazy.	This user hopes the Police will not find his Igloo
EPP This user voted EPP in 2014 2,036 times despite not being an EU citizen, because he cares about spreading democracy.	ft vs. m This user believes the metric system is an existential threat to the American way of measurement justifying military intervention..	${\displaystyle \int \limits _{a}^{b}\,}$ This user knows the difference between a Riemann and a Lebesgue integral; and, really, don't bother. ${\displaystyle \int _{D}dm}$
This user supports a Finite state machine solution to the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict.	This user supports Yulia Tymoshenko's hairstyle	This user supports the Provisional Monster Raving Loony Party
This user transports drugs across the border by disguising them as Go stones.	This user just sees blonde, brunette, redhead...	This user believes third opinions tend to ruin perfectly good edit wars.
Pow!	you one This user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works, but does anyway to fuck with you.