User:Future Perfect At Sunrise
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A box promises to contain, and things that can't be neatly contained can't be put in boxes. A box suggests "this is the real deal," and if the real deal could be put in a box, then there would be no need for articles. A box says, "Here is your PowerPoint bullet point list, so you can find all the world reduced to a reductive summary; please do not strive to understand complexity, for that is for suckers." A box says, "Wikipedia is just like your primary school text book: full of colors and 'bites' of infotainment." A box says, "I, the box maker, have just pissed all over this article and written a counter-article, and it's short, so read it instead." A box may be found useful by some people, indeed. We call those people "non-readers." (Utgard Loki, at Giano's Talkpage, 16:47, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
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The Barnstar of Diligence | |
| Future Perfect at Sunrise is awarded the Barnstar of Diligence for his dedication to mediating disputes in controversial areas equipped with a strong sense of neutrality and objectivity, and a flawless command of the English language. //Dirak 20:47, 22 January 2007 (UTC) |
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The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar | |
| For impartial review of blocked user and fight for seeking the truth and justice in that case. ≈Tulkolahten≈ 09:23, 7 March 2007 (UTC) |
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The Original Barnstar | |
| Because putting up with all the nonsense at Liancort Rocks must have required the patience of a saint! Spartaz 19:23, 6 January 2008 (UTC) |
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The Red Barnstar | |
| Future Perfect at Sunrise is awarded the Red Barnstar for his magnificent WP:IAR deletion of Hythiam to prevent a severe case of Reichstag Climbing from going any further; furthermore, He is duly nominated for membership of the Rouge Admin Cabal. Thor Malmjursson (talk) 17:58, 9 August 2008 (UTC) |
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The Biography Barnstar | |
| For inspiring me to continue to build on the biography you created for Friedrich Baumfelder and for starting it with useful information. I was originally going to create just a list of works, so thanks! Lisztrachmaninovfan (talk) 22:42, 4 October 2010 (UTC) |
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This is not an Elephant award | |
| I, Seleukosa, award FuturePerfect with this Not an Elephant Award, for helping me not to be confused with an elephant! |
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The Copyright Cleanup Barnstar | |
| For helping me clear up the copyright questions on JS Bach, and saving the article (or at least the half I blanked)! Thanks.14jbella (talk) 00:22, 20 February 2012 (UTC) |
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The Barnstar of Diplomacy |
| For his most excellent service to Wikipedia in a time of great dispute! This user has a magnificent command of the English language and showed the purest of neutrality, something I myself even strived to do (and this was my original goal). I appreciate his diplomatic statements of clarity that solved the matter in question in such a way that arguments against it were futile in all aspects! მაLiphradicusEpicusთე 09:41, 14 April 2014 (UTC) |