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My ever-growing list of userboxes. This user has been on Wikipedia for 8 years, 4 months and 23 days. D:< Nothing annoys this user more than when a teacher says that Wikipedia isn't reliable and that anybody can enter anything completely untrue that'll stay.  2,000  This user has made more than 2,000 edits to the English language Wikipedia. DGAF This user can't be arsed, and hopes some day you will join them. This user is a Boilermaker. This user is a participant in WikiProject Purdue University. This user has visited 22 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia. 22 This user lives in the U.S. State of Indiana. de-3 Dieser Benutzer hat sehr gute Deutschkenntnisse. en-us -N This user is a native speaker of American English. This user serves in the United States Air Force Reserve. This Wikipedian is a member of the Air Force Medical Corps. An ancestor of this user fought for the independence of the United States of America. An ancestor of this user fought to preserve the Union in the American Civil War. An ancestor of this user fought for the Confederate States, and this user despises them for it! An ancestor of this user fought for the United States in World War II. An ancestor of this user fought for the United States in the Korean War. This user is a participant in WikiProject United States. This user has earned a BSA Youth Religious Award. This user has earned the Arrow of Light. This user is an Eagle Scout with a gold palm, class of 2016. This user is a Venturing Ranger This user is a participant in WikiProject Medicine. This user is a member of WikiProject Anatomy. This user is a medical student. This user is interested in emergency medicine. This user is interested in medicine. This user is Catholic. AB This user understands that abortion rates can be decreased with increased sex education. PC This user is pro-choice, but can understand the viewpoint of those who are pro-life. This user is a Social Democrat and supports the Nordic Model. This user dreams of starting his own poltical party. This user supports Instant-runoff voting. This user likes MMP Representation. Invinciblewalnut thinks first-past-the-post is a flawed voting system and wants fairer votes. This user supports abolishing the Electoral College. This user bows to no king! This user despises Gerrymandering. This user thinks lobbying is destroying America. This user is a Vexillologist. This user supports nuclear energy.