User:Toploftical
Years ago I was trying to get an email ID from my mail program. No matter what I typed in, I got the response, "That name is already taken." In desperation I started typing in various combinations of nonsense syllables. Finally, foobarnix got accepted. That became my email identifier. I foolishly carried the name over to Wikipedia. I am tired of this silly sounding name–hence Toploftical.
I always include the 14,279 Live edits that I made as User:Foobarnix in my accumulated edit count.