Welcome to Wikipedia, the deletionist wiki. We always delete content that doesn't meet our standards! If you're inclusionist, you will be banned!
My hard work was deleted!
Sorry, it will remain deleted. Don't even think about requesting your hard work back to improve it, or you will be banned!
But I'm inclusionist!
You're banned anyway.
But 70% of Wikipedia is inclusionist!
Well, 70% of Wikipedia is banned.
That is banned.
Who do you not ban?
Deletionists!
This wiki is stupid! I'm leaving!
Fine, leave! You're still banned!
The moral of the story
Wikipedia is supposed to be the sum of all human knowledge. Deletionism is hindering its progress toward that goal.
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- Adminitis
- Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball
- Akin's Laws of Article Writing
- Alternatives to edit warring
- ANI flu
- Anti-Wikipedian
- Anti-Wikipedianism
- Articlecountitis
- Asshole John rule
- Assume bad faith
- Assume faith
- Assume good wraith
- Assume stupidity
- Assume that everyone's assuming good faith, assuming that you are assuming good faith
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- Avoid using wikilinks
- Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
- Barnstaritis
- Before they were notable
- BOLD, revert, revert, revert
- Boston Tea Party
- Butterfly effect
- CaPiTaLiZaTiOn MuCh?
- Complete bollocks
- Counting forks
- Counting juntas
- Crap
- Don't stuff beans up your nose
- Don't-give-a-fuckism
- Don't abbreviate "Wikipedia" as "Wiki"!
- Don't delete the main page
- Editcountitis
- Edits Per Day
- Editsummarisis
- Editing under the influence
- Embrace Stop Signs
- Emerson
- Fart
- Five Fs of Wikipedia
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- Seven Ages of Editor, by Will E. Spear-Shake
- Go ahead, vandalize
- How many Wikipedians does it take to change a lightbulb?
- How to get away with UPE
- How to put up a straight pole by pushing it at an angle
- How to vandalize correctly
- How to win a citation war
- Ignore all essays
- Ignore every single rule
- Is that even an essay?
- Mess with the templates
- My local pond
- Newcomers are delicious, so go ahead and bite them
- Legal vandalism
- List of jokes about Wikipedia
- LTTAUTMAOK
- No climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man
- No episcopal threats
- No one cares about your garage band
- No one really cares
- No, really
- No sorcery threats
- Notability is not eternal
- Oops Defense
- Play the game
- Please be a giant dick, so we can ban you
- Please bite the newbies
- Please do not murder the newcomers
- Pledge of Tranquility
- R-e-s-p-e-c-t
- Requests for medication
- Requirements for adminship
- Rouge admin
- Rouge editor
- Sarcasm is really helpful
- Sausages for tasting
- The Night Before Wikimas
- The first rule of Wikipedia
- The Five Pillars of Untruth
- Things that should not be surprising
- The WikiBible
- Watchlistitis
- We are deletionist!
- Wikipedia is an MMORPG
- Yes legal threats
- You don't have to be mad to work here, but
- You should not write meaningless lists
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